My favorite place for free software and utilities: http://www.thefreecountry.com

A few weeks ago I wrote up "You're Welcome America" (which would be funnier as "Your Welcome America"). Today, Gothamist interviews the Secret Service character who is Will Ferrell's brother Pat.He mentions a nut job in a Nixon mask. That guy was there the night we saw the show, along with Jorge Pasada.

The article that I think is most likely an April Fools joke? Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool.

Thanks to everyone that submitted Look At This F***ing Hipster.

I visited the Old Man in the Mountain. He fell. However, we have the technology. We can rebuild him.

You used to be fun. Now you have a baby. If you're being driven crazy by your friends' baby updates every time you check your status feed, please feel free to contribute to this blog: We non-baby having folks aren’t surprised by your child’s behavior. We’re surprised by your behavior.

I used to go to Babelfish and translate emails to another language and back again. The result was some sort of cryptic Yoda-speak. TranslationParty.com will do that for one phrase, translating it to Japanese and back until equilibrium is reached. Sheena is PANKUROKKA.

From Todd, they spelled my name wrong in this article about a monster trout I caught.

Don't miss the peak leaf color with this fall foliage map.

My family makes fun of me for being a condescending techie, well, they should talk to the I. T. guy here.